comicallyvintage:
Phone sex. Not all it’s cracked up to be.
whitewhine:
I’m not paying you talk! I’m not even paying you at all!
Because God hates sailors, obviously.
Yeah…YEAH. FUCK those stupid-ass luxury cars! FUCK EM!
“Also, Stewardess, my orchids are too purple.”
Locked out NBA player Delonte West steals a job at Home Depot from an actual poor person.
fight-the-future:
Thought I would bring some laughter to this Tumblr page of mine LOL
(via the-magic-bullet)