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comicallyvintage:

Phone sex. Not all it’s cracked up to be.

comicallyvintage:

Phone sex. Not all it’s cracked up to be.

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whitewhine:

I’m not paying you talk! I’m not even paying you at all!

whitewhine:

I’m not paying you talk! I’m not even paying you at all!

Source: whitewhine

whitewhine:

Because God hates sailors, obviously.

whitewhine:

Because God hates sailors, obviously.

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The Latest Best Smart-Ass Responses To Celebrities On Twitter.

whitewhine:

Yeah…YEAH. FUCK those stupid-ass luxury cars! FUCK EM!

whitewhine:

Yeah…YEAH. FUCK those stupid-ass luxury cars! FUCK EM!

Source: whitewhine

whitewhine:

“Also, Stewardess, my orchids are too purple.”

whitewhine:

“Also, Stewardess, my orchids are too purple.”

Source: whitewhine

whitewhine:

Locked out NBA player Delonte West steals a job at Home Depot from an actual poor person.

whitewhine:

Locked out NBA player Delonte West steals a job at Home Depot from an actual poor person.

Source: whitewhine

20 Sad Etsy Boyfriends Wearing Unique Creations

fight-the-future:

Thought I would bring some laughter to this Tumblr page of mine LOL

(via the-magic-bullet)

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